Hahahah oh my god. Oh. My. God. So. I called the vet, yeah? And told her what was up with pancake. And she goes “Are you sure it’s male? ‘Cause that behaviour sounds just like a female whose about to lay some eggs.” and I’m like NO! no that’s not possible. Pancake is a dude. A big, beefy, bearded dude. And then she tells me how to actually check. The legitimate way. GUESS HOW IT TUNRED OUT?
YEP! PANCAKES A LADY! (don’t lie to me I know you all care about this) And quite possibly a preggo lady. What in the balls have I gotten myself into.